Thursday, 31 August 2023

IT'S A SIGN !

 


When someone proves in court that London's ULEZ Zone signs are unlawful because they don't appear in the official Highway Code guidelines, what is there to ponder over?
It's illegal, so remove them and be done with it - that is all that's required.
However, the signs have been up for a couple of years and are still there today.
Why have traffic police not noticed they are unlawful?
Why have driving instructors not noticed they are unlawful?
Why have lawmakers not noticed they are unlawful?
If traffic police, instructors and lawmakers ignore the fact that the signs are unlawful, that then confims it's OK for the general public to ignore them too.
It's impossible for the public to be breaking a law and so need not pay the ULEZ charge.
This has been verified by the 3 authorities referred to above.

GG

Wednesday, 30 August 2023

OUT OF LOCATION

 


Gulls are totally out of place in a city, especially in a location not even near the sea.
There are gulls in my town and it is many miles away from the shore.
City gulls are not searching for sea food like they ought to, are they?
They rake around bins, feast on takeaway food drunkards have thrown away the night before and hang around neighbourhoods waiting to steal food from people's gardens that are meant for city birds.
Gulls can hardly balance properly when perched on an angled rooftop.
They build nests on flat rooftops and teach their young to street scavange rather than learn the flow of tides.
Natural city birds help keep insects under control and disperse seeds, but gulls don't have any contribution to make outside of their own natural habitat.
Their loud calls don't fit in with trees, parks and shops, it is derived from an ocean environment.
They have webbed feet for a reason.

Gulls and cities don't go together - they just look stoopid..!!

GG

Tuesday, 29 August 2023

READING TOO MUCH INTO IT

 


The original lyrics of "Ebony & Ivory" have a piano keyboard as a metaphor for racial harmony.
That's OK of course.
However, using it in that sense but from a more realistic viewpoint means you have to give a thumbs up to cutting down trees to get ebony and killing elephants to get ivory.
So this version here, using a barcode instead, is much more embraceable.

GG

Monday, 28 August 2023

SNAKES ALIVE!

 


In the bible, the snake represents evil / Satan.
In real life, a snake kills its victims by constriction.
In real life, a snake kills its victims by injecting poison.
Using your intelligence, does this seem like a good choice of creature to represent medicine?

Consider this...
The World Health Organization have a snake on their logo.
A snake squeezes the air out of its victims lungs.
Human equivalent -  Corona virus depriving air to lungs.
A snake injects poison into its victims bloodstream.
Human equivalent - deadly vaccine injected into bloodstream.
Does a snake really symbolize good health?

Consider this...
Ambulances and medics have a snake on their logo.
Snakes have fangs, not teeth.
Humans have teeth, not fangs.
The only character depicted with fangs is a vampire.
Vampires extract human blood and victims end up anemic.
Is a snake a good choice of creature to represent a caring medical profession?

Consider this...
Well known sayings with snake references are all negative.
To talk with a forked tongue - deceit.
A snake in the grass - betray.
A nest of vipers - treachery.
Lower than a snakes belly - lacking morals.
Snake eyes - worst possible outcome.
Would advertising agencies use such wording as slogans to sell medical products?

Having a snake represent medicine, makes it seem like those in charge of our health are not of sound mind.

GG

Sunday, 27 August 2023

LOST IN POST



What actually happens to a mailed item that has it designated as being "lost"?
It must have ended up be somewhere.
Is mail stolen by postal workers?
If so, then the mail is not lost, it is wherever the thieves put it.
Do they employ posties who can't read and the mail ends up delivered to the wrong address?
If so, then it's not lost, it is at the wrong address.
Do they have a skip at the sorting office where they just randomly thrown mail in?
If so, then it is not lost, it is in a skip.
The only way an item can be truly lost, forever, is if they have a furnace or machine at the sorting office that evaporates mail.!
Getting a refund doesn't replace any unique content the mail may contain.
The postal service does have a "guaranteed next day delivery" service which is much more expensive than everyday postage prices.
So is the idea itself (the thought of mail being lost in post) a deliberate psychological operation to instil fear in customers in order to force many to purchase the expensive next day delivery service which they otherwise wouldn't have considered?
It is as if the thought of mail being lost in post has been normalised specifically for this purpose.
ALL mail should have a guaranteed delivery, not just select ones.

GG

Saturday, 26 August 2023

NICHOLAS WITCHELL'S EYESIGHT

 


Has well known UK TV newsreader ever had his eyes tested I wonder?
In 1973 he made the claim that he saw the Loch Ness Monster in real life with his own eyes.
But In 2001 he didn't see World Trade Centre building 7 was still standing while interviewing a reporter live about it's apparent collapse.

GG

Friday, 25 August 2023

THE HOUSE OF MASON

 


Masons started off "free" then entered the designer luxury market..!!

GG

Thursday, 24 August 2023

ILLUMINASTY

 


That explains why the Daleks go around screaming "Exterminate"..!!

GG

Wednesday, 23 August 2023

SPORTS SPONSORSHIP

 


This is what happens when a sponsor becomes too dominant in what it is sponsoring.

GG

Tuesday, 22 August 2023

NO.10 v WORDY TEN

 


As we've witnessed over the past few years, being boss at No.10 Downing Street can be a rather tenuous tenure.

GG