DEAD FUNNY

 

I find it quite funny when people say they saw a ghost.

You'd think that a ghost is a ghost and they would all have the same capabilities, but there seems to be a different type of ghost for every occasion.

There is the ghost who resides in one particular room and is stuck there forever.

There is the ghost who lurks in spooky woods.

There is the ghost who flies through the air.

There is the ghost who can make scary noises.

There is the ghost who can go through walls.

There is the ghost who travels on ships.

There is the ghost who hangs around the graveyard.

There is the ghost who can play musical instruments.

There is the ghost who has a set daily routine.

There is the ghost who will answer your call when summoned from a ouija board.

Then when ghost hunters go get recorded proof, the ghosts all manage to avoid detection.

The ghosts all appear to be very cooperative when it comes to people telling stories about their different encounters.

How convenient.

GG